Shitslapped
the state of being completely and utterly wasted. drunk beyond all belief. a step past sh-thoused. many things can happen when one attains the level of sh-tslapped, such as being that guy, p-ssing out in obscure places or vomiting all over yourself. (more often than not a combination of the three results).
person 1: “dude i got totally sh-tslapped the other day and t-bagged my bro because i thought it was the girl who p-ssed out”
person 2:”dude…, weak.”
person 1: “never again redline and vodka”
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