Shitstand
the act of doing a handstand and taking a sh-t. prefferably in or around a bathroom. defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. for support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.
the only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named jay. no video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. speculators say such an act is not possible, but that’s for you to decide.
odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy’s hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. from all the grunting, i think he was doing a sh-tstand.
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