shitstock


any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. even sh-ttier than woodstock.
dude 1: whoa check out that wedding, i’d bang the bride for sure. let’s see if we can crash it.

dude 2: nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it’s a total sh-tstock.

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