shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
d-mn, i know eric was a d-ck last night, but jen’s sh-tstol whip this morning was still out of line!

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