shitsurfing
every activity which includes doing stupid sh-t on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. sh-tsurfing is a form of escapism.
why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn’t he be working?
oh he’s just sh-tsurfing.
why is tom watching other people f-ck on a screen, shouldn’t he leave the house?
oh, he’s just sh-tsurfing.
why is tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn’t need any?
oh , she’s just sh-tsurfing
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