shittake
1. a type of mushroom.
2. cover up word for ‘sh-t’.
1. “yum, i love sh-ttake mushrooms!”
2. person 1: oh sh-t…
person 2: what?!
person 1: …take mushrooms
person 2. oh.
when you accidentally say sh-t in a public place then yell take! as in the mushroom.
– le guy sitting at restaurant-
-knocks over gl-ss-
guy: sh-t…take!
1. the take of sh-tting, such as spit-take, only sh-tting on accident.
2. sharting
3. an accident
baby lisa just did a sh-ttake.
i was so scared i might have had a sh-ttake.
another word for saying sh-t.
dutch: wasabii, bean??
bean: sh-ttake! want to come chilll?
something which is both sh-t and tacky
omg her shoes are so sh-ttake!
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