shittarded
getting so sh-tfaced that you become r-t-rded.
“dude, i got so sh-ttarded last night!”
this is a combination of being sh-t-faced and temporarily mentally r-t-rded by the consumption of alcohol.
this is used to describe excessive drinking. when you or someone else has drank them-selves into a complete oblivion and can no longer control the words coming from their mouth, usually the moment right before black-out and or urinating on one’s self!
i had way too many drinks at the bar, i am so sh-t-tarded right now i would sleep with helen keller right now.
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