Shittata
when you try to make a phenommelette but can’t risk flipping it cus it might fall apart, so you chicken out and tell everyone you made frittata. you’re trying to cover up an ommelette abortion. you’re a sh-t person and you should quit earth right after you finish eating that sh-ttata.
(from kitchen) oh sh-t..
what happened, is the ommelette okay?
errm, what ommelette? there’s no ommelette, i’m making frittata.
just flip the thing you p-ssy, i hate sh-ttata!
mixture of the words sh-t and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.
usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo – where you know that the oncoming t-rd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
ooh man, i’m gonna have to dash – need a sh-ttata
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