shitterally
to soil one’s undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. this is normally ‘achieved’ by sharting too forgivably.
errr darling. can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. i’ve quite sh-tterally soiled these ones.
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