shitterature
literature that one would take to the sh-tter, hence the term. sunday funnies, alb-m notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. sh-tterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.
i didn’t bring any sh-tterature with me so i was trapped reading the shampoo bottles’ ingredients.
any form of literature used to entertain yourself while sh-tting.
nothing fights bathroom boredom like a good stack of sh-tterature.
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