when you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. when you get up to walk away, you walk away like a polio survivor.
cory: dude i was sh-tt-ng so long i almost fell asleep.
kevin: man, that’s horrible!
cory: nah, the worst of it, i came out like i had sh-tter’s polio.
- sh*ty c*ck
one who has sh-t on his c-ck have you seen sh-ty c-ck
a dirty old man wayne is shlappy pappy
1. a dirty girl which acts like a s-x predator but is all talk 2. a wanna be sl-t 3 girl who is trying to be a sl-t but cant achieve it man1. “that girls a shlek” man2. “i thought she was a sl-t” man1. “no but she wishes cause no boys go for her”
(shh – libb – eee) noun. – a good friend or comrade. usually used with a positive or affectionate connotation. 1. what’s happening “shlibby”? 2. yo, “shlibby”, what up? (shh – libb – eee) noun. – slang term for marijuana. 1. “hey, p-ss that shlibby so i can go harpoon some whales in my dreams.”
shmalexiberoth is a high demon, belched out from the very bowels of h-ll to terrorise the county of somerset with his disgusting fashion sense and his even more disgusting breath. his demonic powers include paralysis by breathing, mumbling incoherently at people, and trying to kill them by snapping their necks. can easily be exorcised with […]