shittiac arrest
the moment in which a person, desperately needing to take a sh-t, is forced to stiffen up, clamp their -ss cheeks as hard as possible, and make their way to the bathroom as fast as they can in their awkward, waddling position in order to avoid sh-tting themselves.
joey: “did you see the way tim left the room? he looked like a f-cking penguin. should we call an ambulance?”
dave: “nah bro, he’s entered sh-ttiac arrest. he’s in god’s hands now.”
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