shittin’ bananas
1.) reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.
2.) euphemism for diarrhea or constipation. generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) literally, sh-tting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one’s -ss following insertion for amus-m-nt.
4.) a miserable condition resulting from a witch’s curse.
5.) slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one’s t-rds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
examples;
1.) “little johnny (the adopted mormon circus chimp) is sh-ttin’ bananas all over the couch and the carpet. get rid of him, joe — sell him! but try to get your monquisworth.”
2.) customer: “excuse me, but i’m sh-ttin bananas. can you help me?”
druggist: “yes sir, what you need is blah blah. it’ll fix you right up.”
3.) “george, i really wish you had not shown me your little trick about you
sh-ttin’ bananas. i’ll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) “ever since luke kicked over old lady johnson’s flower’s he’s been sh-ttin’ bananas. i think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) “man, i really needed that job so i drank clorox to help me p-ss the p-ss test and, dude! i’m sh-ttin’ bananas now! and it ain’t f-ckin’ funny, dammit!
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