shitting laser beams
when a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject’s feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a “laser-beam”.
“dude let’s not eat at taco bell, last time i had some i was sh-tting laser beams,”
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