shitting pancakes
when one’s -ss is so wide and stretched out (from -n-l activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. that is, a form similar to that of a pancake.
person a: marissa spent sat-rday night with leroy (an educated black man who loves -ss-play).
person b: ouch. she must be sh-tting pancakes by now.
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