shitto

a west african condiment made from fried sh-llfish and scotch bonnet chilli peppers.
its dark brown colour can resemble excrement.
excessive consumption can also produce laxative effects.
sh-tto goes very well with boiled rice and sauce.
how you feel after a night of blowing too much money at the g-y bar.
dude, i’m feel sh-tto after blowing all my money at the g-y bar last night.
basically someone who is: full of sh-ts; talks sh-t all the time; lies or brags alot; don’t keep promises; nonsensical; big mouth; makes unreliable statements; wise crack; says lot of things that people are not interested in… etc.
foreign friend: hey who is the president of the usa?
johnny: ah he’s a sh-tto.
foreign friend: huh what do you mean?
johnny: george w. bush
foreign friend: oh i see… is he good?
johnny: he’s a sh-tto

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ben: hey jack! how ya doing today?
jack: how ya doing today
ben: what?
jack: what
ben: i said how ya doing?
jack: i said how ya doing
ben: must you repeat everything i say?
jack: must you repeat everything i say
ben: sh-tto…….
as “ditto”, except used when specifically refering to a sh-tty experience. think of it as “right on the sh-tty spot”.
“sh-tto!”; mainly used as a one word, exclamatory sentence.
it is a mutation of the term ‘jitto’, meaning a marijuana cigarette (or a joint).

a sh-tto is when you smoke a jitto while taking a sh-t.
(most common in south wales, the valleys)
person a: “p-ss my the jitto my man”
person b: “but dude you’re taking a sh-t”
person a: “who cares man there’s nothing wrong with a sh-tto”