shitty barista


a word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, p-ssed you off, ect. technically a barista (from the italian for “bartender”) is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a “sh-tty barista” for no apparent reason in most cases. this word is from the movie zack and miri make a p-rno
austin asked out the girl that jared liked
jared said “austin, you knew i liked her! why do you always have to be a sh-tty barista?

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