shitty cookie


when you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
wtf! my lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! what a sh-tty cookie!
when you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.
wtf! my lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! what a sh-tty cookie!

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