shitty dick
when a guy f-cks a chick or a dude in the -ss and his d-ck is covered in sh-t as a result.
1. after john f-cked jake in the -ss he had a sh-tty d-ck.
2. after trevor pounded chrissy’s p–per, chrissy sucked trevor’s sh-tty d-ck clean.
3. d-mn, i love me some sh-tty d-ck!
4. how much do you charge to suck my sh-tty d-ck so it has no more sh-t on it?
5. how can one man have such a sh-tty d-ck?
6. you are a sh-tty d-ck m-th-r f-cker!
n. a banana smeared with peanut b-tter. a longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)
“dude, i’m hungry. you got something to snack on?”
“how ’bout a sh-tty d-ck!”
“right on, bro!”
talking about a bad situation or something bad that has happened
robert: dude, my mom did a break check this morning in the car and i spilled dr. pepper all over myself
alex: oh dude thats a sh-tty d-ck
when your having one of the worst days ever. when nothing can make it better. being as upset as if you had sh-t on your d-ck.
used in place of “that sucks”, “thats f-cked” or many of those phrases your friends will mumble.
man1: i’m having a bad day! my car just got repo’d, my dog ran away, and i just got fired!
man2: sh-tty d-ck dude
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