when you have a sh-tty fapping session.
ugh, everything’s gone wrong today. i even had a sh-tty fapple today. why can’t i live in peace.
a methamphetamine manufacturer of the avian variety. police were thrilled about the arrest of notorious criminal known under the alias of “heisenbird” evidence consisting of feathers and large amounts of crystal meth were found in his nest in albuquerque, new mexico.
- sike asf
when you say something that is not true, or when someone says something that is not true (a lie) -boy: can i use the restroom? -teacher: yes,……..3 seconds later “sike asf” another example: -friend:i saw this guy kissing another girl in the morning -you: yea okay sike asf
- good lands
people in virginia say it. it means, “god bless your heart, best of luck to you” good lands hey i have a job interview today. oh really? good lands to you
- ghost ropes
a long and stringy line of -j-c-l-t- normally blasted across a hoes face. did you hear about johnny, he absolutely demolished that hoes face with his ghost ropes.
- toilet drink
when a human or animal drinks water from a toilet i accidentally took a toilet drink bad kitty! no more toilet drink!