shitty handshake

to deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the sh-tter without washing your hands directly after wiping your -rs-hole. example: “i b-mped into mr villos today on my way back from the sh-tter & i gave that malaka a sh-tty handshake, stupid b-st-rd didn’t even realise that i didn’t wash my hands after wiping, as i was happily shaking his hand”.
i b-mped into mr villos today on my way back from the sh-tter & i gave that malaka a sh-tty handshake.

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