Shitubricant


also referred to as p–plube and cr-pstroglide. used mostly in situations where natural v-g-n-l lubricant is secreted, but does not meet the ama (american medical -ssociation) requirements for v-g-n-l penetration. a licensed medical professional makes a small incision between the v-g-n-l wall and the -n-l wall causing a small leakage of fecal matter. this fecal matter mixed with the non compliant v-g-n-l lubricant and makes a compliant and ama recommended mixture call sh-tubricant.
her v-g-n- was to dry and did not meet medical requirements for penetration. now after the procedure her v-g-n- is back and better than ever with sh-tubricant.

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