a sh-tvite is short for “sh-tty invite”, an invite to do something you don’t want to do. it can be an invite under false pretense or a trick to have you do something you normally wouldn’t do.
i got a sh-tvite from tom this weekend.. he invited me over to help him move out of his apartment .
dawie is a very attractive person with a very strong jawline. every girl wants a dawie girl 1: my boyfriend is such a dawie girl 2: really, i need to get myself a dawie
- Disco sisters
when two girls have had the same man but are still on good terms sally did you hear susie slept with dave after you did? that makes you guys disco sisters
slang another name for the word b–bs or br–sts. first used on reddit. “when i was around 11 or 12 my brother-in-law, who is a physician, gave me the “random fact” that the medical term for br–sts is actually b–bacles, thus making “b–b” the slang term.” -ghost-from-tomorrow, reddit.
- Necktie Weiner
when you’re wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don’t unb-tton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis. william didn’t unb-tton his jacket and he’s got about a three-inch necktie weiner.
a super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon’s d-ck. cj is suck a lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.