shitward


a portmanteau of the english swear “sh-t” and “squidward”, the name of a character on spongebob squarepants. typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.
“dude, your car exploded!”
“holy sh-tward!”

“such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“…get back to work, mr. sh-tward.”

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