shitwear
when you dont wipe your -ss after you sh-t and your underwear turns brown and smells like sh-t
man i forgot to wipe my -ss one day and the next day i ended up with sh-twear
Read Also:
- shlaaag
a girl/woman who makes herself either easy or vulnerable to a boy in s-xual conduct. or a group of “shlaaag(s)” girls who like to gossip or b-tch about others, in a mean way. look at those shlaaags, b-tchin’ about us!
- Heat Vent
the act of p-ssing gas on a s-xual partnets face after -rg-sm. everything was fine until debra gave me a heat vent.
- happy ass
self description or a description of another person hey! it’s 5:00 on friday – my happy -ss is outta here! hey! get your happy -ss back to work. 1 more definition noun. term of affection or disregard. get over here happy-ss! we ain’t got time for your piddled-ckin’around.
- happy release
what usually happens after a man receives a erotic m-ssage from a paid m-sseur or hooker. when ming ling was finished m-ssaging her “john” she gave his hard c-ck a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.
- hard as pie
when a p-n-s is erect, it is hard as pie. when i saw that hot girl, my d-ck got “hard as pie”