shitwhole foods
a grocery chain offering overpriced african and haitian organic and non-gmo products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.
“why do we need more than irish meals from mcdonald’s anyway?” thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. “i don’t want creole or couscous from sh-twhole foods.”
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