Shive Physics
the special brand of “normalicy” applied when reading the web comic el goonish shive. this includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-b-tton remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. this phrase can be similar in use to “a wizard did it” when reading 8-bit theater.
“how can ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?” “shive physics.”
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