Shivela Middle School
a sh-thole school in southern california where everybody looks the same, dresses the same, acts the same and sh-t talks any one who doesn’t. infested with sl-ts, stupid trendy kids, -ssholes and paper gangsters. the sh-tty teachers give you f’s even if you do all of your work and come in every day. also full of poser cholas who are always saying “oooh, that girl gave me a funny look, i whoop her -ss, eh?” if you refuse to bow down to the popular kids, you’ll have your -ss kicked and you won’t have a life until you f-cking leave the sh-thole. the princ-p-l’s a b-tch and it’s impossible to be happy here unless you’re a f-cking psycho. buncha fat -ss motherf-cking b-tchfaces.
johnny:”hey, have you been to shivela middle school?”
derek: “yeahhhh man, i left that sh-t palace, too many f-cking sl-ts with 4 inches of makeup”
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