Shmoodle
an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing
eric: could you p-ss the bacon
alex: i could p-ss the b-tch, -ssmouth
eric:…that was a shmoodle alex
v.the act of sucking up, flirting, facebook stalking, getting all over something, to be (or acting) gay. usually what saprins do.
don’t shmoodle!
to own our completely dominate something or someone.
guy 1: dude, i totally just shmoodled that test.
guy 2: niiice!
having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.
aww. you’se are having a shmoodle! how cute.
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