shiverin shits
severe diarrhea in a public restroom. occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don’t regularly wash their hands. after eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. scared to touch your -ss to the p-ss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of sh-t rushes out of your -ss. before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
sally: “hey bob, whats up?”
bob: “can’t talk now, b-tch. i gots the shiverin sh-ts!”
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