Shizzed


verb- when you reach an -rg-sm and you accidentally cr-p out your -ss.
frat guy #1- “i was hooking up with that sl-t and i really had to take a sh-t so i decided just to finish, and when i j-zzed i j-zzed so hard a little bit of sh-t came out”

frat guy #2- “dude you totally shizzed! it’s when you j-zz and a little bit of sh-t comes out
when something so amazing happens that you sh-t and j-zz your pants at the exact same time.
guy #1 – last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
guy #2 – almost?
basically means sent to the cr-pper. its for use as past tense of something bad.
our business just got shizzed.
the result of mind blowing oral s-x whereby a man sh-ts and j-zzes at the same time.
i just shizzed everyone but i whatever, i gots mine!
to explain being super c-ked out.
wow guys this is good sh-t. i’m super shizzed.

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