shizzle my dizzle


a coolio way of saying something/anything without actually saying it; as in:
1. (whyo’nt ya) suck on my d-ck?-
2. serve me my dinner, (woman).
3. shut my door, (bro).
4. (please don’t) shoot m’dog, (officer)!
5. smoke my dope
6. spill my drink
this tends toward ambiguity humorously and much depends on context.

-def. (1) is oddly reminiscent of pirate-speak:
“aarrh. shiver me timber(s), matey.”
feel free to mix and match:
1. “yo, shizzle on my dizzle, (bizzle)?”-
2. “shizzle me my dizzle, wizzle.”
3. “shizzle my dizzle, brizzle.”
4. “please don’t shizzle m’ dizzle. officer!”
5. “let’s shizzle my dizzle — it’s the chronic.”
6. “i need a towel. my menu’s soaked from you shizzlin’ my dizzle.”
celebrate our successes
well, shizzle my dizzle, it the holiday!

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