shlaber
girl who doesnt know what things are.. like stfu and shlaber
jessica is such a shlaber
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- shliquid  (n.) the moist, diarrhea-like substance that accidentally shoots out of one’s -n-s during a shart. unfortunately, eugene was wearing shorts, so after he sharted, everyone could see the shliquid running down his legs. 
- shlongify  the act of trying to make your p-n-s longer through the use of a prosthetic p-n-s enlarger steve: duude you’ll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night dave: what man what!? steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify! dave: no way dude! steve yes way dude. dave: duuude. 
- shmickershmack  a single cigarette. “can i b-m a shmickershmack ” “excuse me sir, can i shmick your shmack”? (means to have a sip of a cigarette) 
- shoe bite  a blister resulting from a shoe rubbing against the heel of your foot my new shoes gave me a shoe bite 
- rifre  what asian people say when attempting to say rifle white guy: what kind of gun do you shoot? asian guy: a rifre. 
