shlongify


the act of trying to make your p-n-s longer through the use of a prosthetic p-n-s enlarger
steve: duude you’ll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.

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