Shlarching
shlarching is a verb that comes from an act most commonly used during scat s-x, when seminal fluid or c-m is sucked from the female partic-p-nts v-g-n-, in a pig like eating fashion after the act of borud.
the newlyweds celebrated their union with a thundercats marathon, scat s-x, borud, followed by his shlarching.
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