Shlart
laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.
“um, holy sh-t, i just shlarted. i feel so gross… and that joke wasn’t even that funny.”
when you shart in your sleep and don’t realize it until the next morning
bob: dude, why does your bed smell like sh-t?
tim: aw man, i must have shlarted last night.
when you fart, and sh-t comes out too!
dave – why’d you run to the washroom?
john – because i just shlarted
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