Shlastered


consuming as much alcohol as possible in a certain time range. eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being sh-t-faced/plastered. (shlastered)
in pcb we were so f-cking fed up with this ginger f-ck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and p-ss out.

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