shleather
any sort of low quality ‘leather’ product (aka sh-tty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the ‘leather’ couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with sharpie because you’re having an open house or a party and don’t want people to comment on the cr-ptastic fatigue of your furniture.
her: this couch hasn’t held up very well at all.
him: it’s because of the shleather it’s made out of.
her: what?
him: yeah, sh-tty leather. shleather. it should be a crime.
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