Shleep
1. imaginary sheep that you count to get to sleep.
2. a sleepy sheep
when i went to australia, i sheared a shleep.
this is how germans pr-nounce the english word “sleep”.
mom:now go to shleep! ya?
son:but i dont vanna! :c
shleep-
dreaming of sheep as you sleep
when your parents hear a baaa coming from your room-
she must be shleeping
sleeping sheep: the m-sses that are still asleep on important issues. they are cultivated the same way cows are cultivated for milk and meat, or like chickens for their eggs and meat or more accuractly for their wool. shleep hearded by the government.
why bother try to educate hopeless people? they are still shleeps. they are content living in their fantasy while they are being shared bald for their money… i mean.. wool.
when you can’t really sleep, so you go on bed to count sheep.
you broke my heart. bye, i’m gonna go shleep.
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