shlock

yiddish: cheap, tacky junk
did you get a load of maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? the stuff is pure shlock.
a person named shod’s c-ck.
dayum, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!
a small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.
person 1: hey john its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: no, but i got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: whats a shlock??
person 2: its my c-ck cover. fits like a sock.
when your p-n-s is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)
shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock
acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
see also shlomm; shmuck
that was so funny i shlock – ed.
insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

people who consider themselves ‘mature’ have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. mature people are therefore shlocks. the antonym for shlock is thinker. a thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. thinkers care about intelligence and comp-ssion whereas shlocks do not. thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
he doesn’t care about the desperate at all, that f-cking shlock!
1. the violent act of breaking another’s neck in self-defence
2. to make one p-ss out forcefully
keep talking like a b-tch and i’ll shlock your -ss out!