Shlod


derogatory term defining an individual combining the unforgivable traits of being a sh-t lad whilst also sporting a sh-t lid.

shlid + shlad = shlod.
two guys in a trebles bar:

guy 1: mate, that bloke just ordered a beer from the bar, what a shlad.

guy 2: he’s got a honking lid as well, shlid.

guy: 1: that my friend, is what we call a shlod.

guy 2: agreed.
d-ck or p-n-s , male member
god d-mn ! you have a big shlod

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