shlode
adj.
n.
a large p-n-s that is too big for the human body. it usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. and 4 to 5 feet long. there is only one man that his this p-n-s…….his name is jake ainsworth……
hey! have you seen jake ainsworths p-n-s? its huge! he calls it “shlode”
a shlode is a mix between a schl-ng and a chode. a shlode is really long, but it’s wider then it is long.
oh my god. had s-x with a shlode last night.
a word used to lend emphisis to a large amount of something. a b-st-rdized form of sh-t-load.
i realy gotta go drop a duece, i ate a shload of hotwings last night.
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