Shlong bong


an instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. this particular instrument must resemble a p-n-s, otherwise it will just be cl-ssified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scr-t-m and the smoke is inhaled out the d-ck hole)
yo foo, i just got this kick -ss pink floyd cd. how about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong

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