shlong bro


usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a f-ckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is s-xy as f-ck and has giant muscles and a big c-ck. uses protein to get f-cking huge and eats p-ssy like a g. most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
every girl ever: d-mn the shlong bros are so s-xy and have giants cocos.
shlong bros: shlong bros for life dudddde!

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