Shlong Master
a shlong master is a pimp with a huge d-ck that is found in the depths of mexico. he finds little children and turns them into wh-r-s. the shlong masters name is usually diego.
1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)shlong master turned me into a wh-r-
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