shlonger


an abnormally large p-n-s. similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the “er”. typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any p-n-s, no matter the size.
man, that dude stephanie banged had a shlonger! that sh-t was like a third leg!

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