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• Shlump bucket

  a cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough b-ss to rattle off the pictures of houses it p-sses by. lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

• shman

  someone who cannot be distinguished as either male or female because they look like both if you’re a girl with a beard, you might be a shman. a shman is a human being whose gender is completely beyond you. you will see them on the street, on tv, in pictures, or in various other places, […]

• Shpunken Towel

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• shmayne

  when you reject to do something someone tells you to do. mum: son will you please take the garbage out? son: shmayne no way mother!

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