Shlongkey
is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of -n-l s-x or -n-l play. the male will often show off their stretched out -n-l sphincters like a badge of honor.
g–ts- is an example of a shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a shlongkey gone wrong.
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