shlonked


shlonked; a term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; i‘m shlonked, call a cab…cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pr-nounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
‘he got so‘ shlonked‘ on friday night we found him talking to a post box’..
shlonked; a term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; i‘m shlonked, call a cab…cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pr-nounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
‘he got so‘ shlonked‘ on friday night we found him talking to a post box’..

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