shloppy


verb: to shloppy.
to shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone’s face whilst they are p-ssed out on the sofa. the person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. traditionally, the victim’s reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.
1. (a):dj got shloppied again last night, twice!
(b):poor geezer, he’s always the first one to nod off
(a):it was well funny
(b):do you remember when big kenny hit him with the shloppy?
(a):ha hah ha hah ha ha.

2. (a):shlooooopppppyyy!!!
(b):w-nker!!
(a):ha hah ha ha ha hah
(b):you’re such a pr-ck!
(a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha
(c,d,e…) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha!

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